Food Without Morals

March 3, 2010

Other things I like to do

Filed under: Procrastinating — by Katie @ 4:29 pm

Oh my goodness, hella time has passed since I last posted here. I have been working on a post, but I got distracted by:

  • Revolutionary Road, which I am slowly working my way through. I saw the movie this summer, and boy, but it was depressing. I hate hate hate seeing movies before I read the book, but every time I tried to start this book I was hit with a memory of how depressed the movie made me, so I put it back down again. Now I’m more than halfway through, so I am emotionally invested and must finish it! However, I also had about eighteen of my Old Lady Mags (Good Housekeeping, Family Circle, Better Homes and Gardens, mmmmmm, magazines) to read, so that got in the way, too.
  • My schoolwork! Did you know I am a student? I go to UMass Boston, which is nowhere near UMass Amherst, which is the school you’ve heard of. We don’t have dormitories because they are for sissies, so I spend about two hours each day commuting. Sometimes there are crazy people, and sometimes I am the crazy person. One time I got molested and thought I would be murdered! That is another story for another time.
  • The Vagina Monologues! It sounds ridiculous, but whatever, hating is for squares. I had tons of fun doing this last year, and so I’m doing it this year. I’m doing the monologue The Flood, and, um, I’ve memorized two paragraphs. I should get on that.
  • Actually, that’s it.

As you can see, I clearly have a very busy schedule, so if you will excuse me, I’ll get back to reading Jezebel and eating pretzels. I mean, DEFINITELY DOING MY HOMEWORK and TOTALLY MEMORIZING MY MONOLOGUE.

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