2. Having inexplicable hot flashes
2a: I am including night sweats as a sub category
3. Dreaming TERRIFYING dreams in which I am late, usually to Latin class (those dreams are the WORST, and I’ve been late to Latin class before! it wasn’t so bad, I missed vocab review)
4. Sleeping in twisted positions:
4a. resulting in my waking up with more back problems
4b. resulting in my waking up with wrinkly indentations from the sheets
4bi. on one memorable occasion, waking up with the sheet twisted into a rope that was wrapped around my neck. I, um, have no explanation for this one.
5. Waking up crampy
PS: My parents have been married twenty-four years today.
Things my dad is good at doing in his sleep: snoring
Things my mom is good at doing in her sleep: that is silly, my mom does not sleep